excuse me cat but omg your fucking ears are adorable what the hell
The Dirty Baker’s Dozen from The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey(extended edition) bonus feature
… Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the shower’s water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which was seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter – hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hilda’s rich chest.
As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm…
Max Carver, Crystal Reed and Daniel Sharman at MAXIM Comic Con After party 20th July, 2013
what do you mean 2005 was 7 years ago
do you guys ever get really upset because fictional characters die and you can’t do anything about it