pikashrew:

lemiel14n3:

pikashrew:

Imagine Shepard going through the fast food drive-through with the entire crew. ✿◕‿◕✿

Or just driving the Mako straight into the damn building.

And then Wrex tries to order anyways.

#sob
“Are you aware that Thorin has become an internet meme?” (x)

Dear Tiberius,

Dear Tiberius,

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"Look, it’s no secret that my vice president is still ambitious,” he said. “But let’s face it, his age is an issue. Just the other day, I had to take Joe aside and say, ‘Joe, you are way too young to be the pope. You can’t do it. You got to mature a little bit.’ "
—

President Obama on Vice President Joe Biden  (via drownindeweydecimal)

President Obama you are the sassiest president

(via aliensnipe)

#sob
My 14 year old brother talking about Dragon Age
  • Brother: There's this guy called Zevran and he's really sort of persuasive and he will literally shag anyone.
  • Me: Anyone?
  • Brother: Yeah, cos he's like really charming, whether you're a bloke or a woman or whatever- he like takes people off to his tent...
  • Me: And you would know that how?
  • Brother:
  • Brother:
  • Brother: He was very persuasive.

sakuton:

neverbehindbarseowyn:

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Bonus because his face makes me laugh too.

Bofur’s fucking face

trekgate:

Captain Kirk’s guide to Fighting.

  1. The Kirk Kick
  2. The Kirk Drop Kick
  3. The Bowling Ball
  4. The Human Projectile
  5. The Kirk Chop
  6. The Wall of Destruction
  7. The Scissor Choke
  8. The Kirk Double Fist

eichenschild:

allthefandomfeelings:

napoleonbonerhard:

i can’t just go running away from tumblr off into the blue

i am a bloggins

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#wait wait… #stop #STOP #WE HAVE TO TURN AROUND #I FORGOT TO MAKE A QUEUE

And you’re right… I often think of my blog. I miss my followers, and my likes, and my tags. See, that’s where I belong, that’s home.