The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) Dir.: Peter Jackson
mum says i’m not to play with the other children, because they’re ‘being raised on a diet of dog-eat-dog’. i wanted to see these dog-eaters… so i waited until mum was gone… and went out to find one… and guess what? the dog eaters wear human skins… it makes them look just like us!
Jack Sparrow: Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.
THE MAGIC BEGINS ϟ
Favourite Location | The Hogwarts ExpressFunny way to get to a wizard’s school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?